my blog is rated ✰ for i tried
THAT’S FUCKING IT i don’t trust no man who’s like in his early 20s and dresses “classy” and says he’s a feminist
What if a pregnancy test just said:
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
just imagine hinata and souda late at night half awake chilling and contemplating life a nd soudas just
“dude whats the weirdest thing youve ever wanted to fuck”
“cool. i want to fuck my car”